Thursday, July 31, 2008

One of "Those" Days


Today has been "one of those days" for me. You know the one I'm talking about... the one when if something can go wrong it will. The one where when it rains it pours. I'll spare you any more cliche's ... surely you get the idea.

It started last night, when due to some disappointing news we received during the day, I could not go to sleep. Normally this is NOT a problem for me. However, last night was an entirely different story. Once I laid down, my mind wouldn't turn off and I lay there dwelling on the disappointing news we received during the day. It was after 1:00 am when I finally drifted off to sleep, or maybe I just passed out from exhaustion... who knows. It seemed like 5 minutes and then Mike was there waking me up at 6:35am. I was not amused, to put it mildly. On a good day, me and mornings are not the best of friends. Off to the coffee pot I go...

My sister had to go to the high school today. It was prep day for my oldest nephew, Spencer. He is a freshman this year... I can't even believe it. Anyway, they had to be at school for 7:30am. She had asked me yesterday if I would babysit Baby James while she took Spencer to school. Of course I said yes! He was really good...he only spit up on me twice and then went to sleep! He loves his Nanny!

While they were gone, Lane got stung by either a wasp or a yellow jacket. So, I had to take care of that with some creme and Benedryl.

Once Lauren got back, I decided to go on a wasp hunt. There was a small wasp nest under the edge of the roof by the back door and a HUGE nest under some leaves on a bush by the front door. Now, I am one of those people who doesn't always think that less is better. Especially when it comes to Wasp Spray or Ant Poison!! Soooooooooo I grabbed the wasp spray and headed outside. Of course I started spraying like a mad woman. No kidding, I used no less than half of a new can!!! Well, being the brilliant person that I am... I didn't think to see which way the wind was blowing. And of course I was standing down-wind from the spray. As I was spraying, the wind was blowing it right back on me!!! Yikes!!!!! I ran in the house and jumped in the shower.

Next my sister had to take my other nephew, Brandon, to the middle school for his prep day... which meant that Baby James would be hanging out with me again... cool... no problem. Well, almost no problem. While she was gone, he decided to make a present for me in his diaper. A BIG present which exploded out of the diaper and onto my hand!!!! Ugggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Yet another crisis!!! LOL!!!

Next... the kids were playing at a neighbors house when I noticed that the weather was looking really dark and scary outside. Sooooo, off I go to get the kids to come home. I was about 1 minute too late. As I was literally running (which I never do, lol) home the bottom fell out and I was drenched in the down-pour!!

Shortly after that, Lane's cat Bandit comes in and the kids notice that he has some kind of sore in between his shoulder blades on the top of his back. 6 kids melting down all begging me to "do something." Great. I really, truly love Bandit. He is the sweetest, most loving, patient cat ever. I look at it and decide that I should clean it. I get the alcohol and neosporin and go to work. That sweet kitty just sat there and let me tend to his bo-bo. No meowing, no trying to get away, no growling... nothing. I think he will be fine. The fur is gone and you can see his skin. To me it seems like the equivalent to a skinned knee on a human. If it's not better in a day or two, I'm going to take him to the vet.

I come out of the bathroom from taking care of Bandit to find that the little boy I babysit had decided to spray milk out of his sippy cup all over the living room floor... on purpose!!! Let me just say that summer can not be over soon enough.

So, that was my day. I was spit up on, sprayed with wasp poison, pooped on, rained on, played cat vet, and had milk all over my living room floor... all on very little sleep from the night before. Is it bed time yet?????

6 comments:

Jennifer Maglapit said...

HAHAHA! OMG mom thats horrible. and here i am so not aware of any of this. WHERE WAS I? why didnt you bring it to my attention? i would have saved you from at least the things that could have been prevented! you're not super women ya know... or unless your not telling me something. but that was an awesome blog and it literally had me laughing out loud! great job but sorry you had to go through all of that. XOXOX

Unknown said...

Yeah- that would qualify as a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day!

Lauren said...

I was there for parts of the day and it was just like you described...I didn't know about the sippy cup ordeal...After the rest of the day, that would have sent me into orbit!!! What did you do????? At least this was your last week with all of them (I think anyway!) Thanks again for helping me out with James...It was chaotic at both schools (especially at the middle school for Brandon) and I KNOW James would have LOST HIS MIND!!
Love, Lauren =)

Lauren said...

P.S. I LOVE the picture at the top of this post!!!!!

Michelle said...

OMG Sista! I'm just getting around to reading your blogs and this day was a nightmare for you it sounds like. It's days like this when you want to crawl under the covers and not come out. I have had plenty of days like that in keeping kids, believe me! Glad the kitty seems to be okay and was so good in letting you clean his wound. My cat probably wouldn't have been so still like that.

Dawn said...

I'm sorry about the bad day! If you need to talk, you know you can always call me. I am glad you went on the wasp hunt and hope they never sting anyone again!!! I hope things got better after you got everyone and everything all cleaned up! AND you got to keep the baby!! Bonus!!